The following is something that was shared with me that brought a smile to my heart and my face. I trust it will lift your spirit as well.
"A Little Christian Humor"
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for day, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "That's It! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results I will judge who does the better job.
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused
They faxed.
They emailed.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiently and Satan was faster than hell.
Then ten minutes before their time was up, lighting suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and of course the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile Jesus quietly started printing out all of His files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come He has all His work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES."
(End quote - Author unknown)
" A happy heart is good medicine and a cheerful mind works healing..." Proverbs 17:22a
"For this I labor (unto weariness), striving with all the superhuman energy which He so mightily enkindles and works within me." - Colossians 1:28 Amplified
"The Lord has done great things for us! We are glad!" Psalm 126:3 Amplified
Be IN courage.
Linda Michelle
(Linda Michelle Trainer)
